ENL8720
TEAM 2
Turning Excitement into Yawns, One Document at a Time!”
Cut the Fluff
When it comes to writing, don’t be rough,
Trim the excess, it’s time to cut the fluff!
No more jargon or words that bluff,
Clear and concise, that’s communication enough!
Whether a student or teacher, it’s useful stuff,
To get your message across, you must cut the fluff!
So let’s write with purpose, make it snuff,
The unnecessary details, let’s call their bluff!
In tech comm class, this lesson’s not a muff,
For effective writing, we must cut the fluff!
Acronym Overload 101
Dive into the world of TLAs (Three-Letter Acronyms) and FLAs (Four-Letter Acronyms).
By the end of this section, you’ll be speaking in alphabet soup!
The Art of Overcomplicating Simple Ideas
Learn how to take a straightforward concept and turn it into a convoluted, jargon-filled mess that leaves everyone scratching their heads
Mastering Buzzwords and Bull
Uncover the secrets of sounding intelligent without actually saying anything meaningful.
Impress your colleagues with phrases like “synergistic paradigm shifts” and “strategic actionable insights
Boring Presentation Techniques for Sleep-Inducing Slides
Explore the magic of monotonous slides, excessive bullet points, and unreadable charts.
Perfect for putting your audience into a PowerPoint-induced coma.
The Fine Art of Email Etiquette Overkill
Delve into the world of email signatures longer than the email itself, reply-all disasters, and CC madness.
Because why send one email when you can send five?
Grammar Police Boot Camp
Brush up on your ability to nitpick every misplaced comma and split infinitive.
Become the grammar tyrant your friends and family will love to hate.
Testimonials
“Tech Calm class was surprisingly enlightening! Who knew finding calm in the mundane could be so transformative? Highly recommend for anyone seeking a peaceful learning journey.”
Mr. Bean
Chief Boredom Buster, Tech Comm HQ